Come on you set of miserable sods, it's Monday and it's five o'clock and it's joke time.............
This came to me today be email and in light of what's happening in the banking sector I thought this put a light hearted twist on things!
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in the
Over the past seven days, Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly-up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is likely to go for a song, whilst today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks. Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a serious hit, but remains in the black.
But there is bad news for Karate Bank, where 500 staff have been given the chop.
And analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, where it is feared that staff and customers may get a raw deal
Now it's your turn let's get them funnies out there! Now that the legend that is Warren has joined us we might just get a few!...............................