Wednesday, 8 October 2008
NOW THAT'S A JOKE, THAT!!
After the serious but needed piece by Ali I thought I would give people the chance to post some funnies! We all get hundreds of mail a day and most of it crap, (apart from work and that's even worse!) But occasionally we get a gem of a joke that you just have to pass on safe in the knowledge that it is going to put a smile on some miserable sods face!
Got this one today and it made me chuckle I can tell you so here goes
Real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's.........
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.
I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls when a car hit me!
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid cow!..............................why else would I buy dog food?
Who's next....... Get posting those funnies RIGHT NOW!